Kansas! Gettin' back to our open-carry roots*

Dodge City, Kan., in the old west, which banned the open-
 and concealed-carry of firearms.

Thanks to the great wisdom of our state legislators, local laws and ordinances restricting our God-given right to brandish dangerous weapons have been abolished! That's right. The dream of open-carry is no longer a dream. Why, gawd-lovin’ Kansans can now openly pack heat in even the state capitol if their pea-pickin’ hearts so dee-sire. So says House Bill 2578.

YEEEEEEEE HAW! PEW PEW PEW!

Sorry about that. Got excited for a second.

Even better, the “spiritually dark” areas of the state (so deemed by our es-teemed governor Sam Brownback), like those lily-livered libtards in Lawrence, can’t pass local laws or ordinances that contradict state law. That means Kansans are now free to openly brandish knives and guns in public places even in the so-called Berkeley on the Kaw, and there’s not a damn thing those stuck-up educated egg-heads can do about it. Unfortunately, private businesses can still disallow firearms and other weapons, and for some damn reason, Kansas colleges have a four-year moratorium to figure out how their prissy asses are going to handle concealed and open carry. Pussies.

I don’t know about you, but I for one am glad to see that guns no longer have to hide in the drawers and closets of ‘Merica. Guns are now free to parade around with their owners in the unsafe streets and stores and churches of this great nation!

RAT TAT TATTA TAT!  WOOO HOOO!

Here in Kansas, we can go back to the glory days of Dodge City and Ellsworth when law-abiding citizens and drunk criminals dumb as bags ‘a’ rocks were able to settle their conflicts like MEN out in the shit-covered STREETS the way GAWD intended. 

Oh. You say that in many old west towns, including in Kansas, local gun ordinances didn't allow open carry or at minimum, asked newcomers to town to relinquish their weapons to the Sheriff until they were trusted? You say that in old Dodge City, Kan., concealed carry was made illegal and eventually, even open carry was illegal?

Well I say, fuck that! Today’s ‘Merica is an even better ‘Merica! The guns are more powerful and more free!

HELLLLL YESSS! BANG, BANG, BANG! Oops! Sorry pardner.

*In this case “roots” is pronounced “foots.” As in, “Shoot ourselves in our collective.”